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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dracofangxxx
furiousgoldfish

Only abusive parents get angry if they need to pay attention to their kids

Only abusive parents get angry at their kid for being sick

Only abusive parents make their kid feel guilty for needing food, clothing and care

Only abusive parents blackmail their kid with withdrawing love and care if the kid doesn’t deliver their expectations

Only abusive parents use threats and intimidation to impose control over children’s lives

Only abusive parents make children afraid of them

Only abusive parents make the kid feel alone against the world

Only abusive parents blame the child for being born, as if it was the kid imposing on their lives, and not the opposite

Only abusive parents enjoy the look of hurt and pain on child’s face

Only abusive parent could ever tell the kid they deserved to be hurt and punished and in pain

Only abusive parent accuses the child for faking pain when they’re crying

Only abusive parent tries to convince child they have no right to emotions, wants or desires

No good parent would ever do any of this.

Source: furiousgoldfish
nirtonic
dramagoblin

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

wagnerock

Can someone translate this?

dramagoblin

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.

Source: awfulpigeon
nirtonic
rizanmed

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opabinia-regalis

You guys freaking out like this is the first time a US president openly collaborated with a fascist dictatorship in latin america

kineticpenguin

Can we please just express our impotent frustration though

apparentlyeverything

nobody’s allowed to be upset about this unless they can prove they were equally upset in September 1973 when the US backed Pinochet’s coup in Chile, I don’t care if they have to build a time machine to do it

Source: rizanmed
nirtonic

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

colacharm

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

  1. never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
  2. find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
  3. talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
  4. picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
  5. if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
wildlyannoyingdoofus

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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

colacharm

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

808lien

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

maramahan

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

Source: colacharm-moved